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- Why did the 82 fall on the annual TI calc mountain climbing contest? It has no hooks.
- What do you call an error that lives at 13 Error Alley? ERR:BAD ADDRESS
- What do you call an error that's uneducated and wears mismatched clothes? ERR: DIM MISMATCH
- What do you call a 15-year-old error that tries to buy a beer? ERR: ID NOT FOUND
- What do you call an error that illegally owns a bird? ERR: ILLEGAL NEST
- What do you call an error that doesn't own two mats? ERR: SINGULAR MAT
- What do you call an error that drove by at 90 mph? ERR: ZOOM
- What do you call an error that tried to climb in a window and got stuck? ERR: WINDOW RANGE
- What do you call an error that forgot to take off the "on sale" sign? ERR: NO SIGN CHNG
- What do you call an error that forgets? ERR: MEMORY
- What do you call a stupid error in a wheelchair? ERR: INVALID DIM
- What do you call an error with a name tag? ERR: LABEL
- What do you call any other error? ERR: UNDEFINED
- Why did Pxl-On(, Pxl-Off(, and Pxl-Change( not go to the party? They're not interactive.
- Why did the buyers not know how much the calculator cost? The salesman took the LabelOff.
- Why do or and xor have more free time? Because and gets evaluated first.
- What do you call a dead error? ERR: EXPIRED
- What do you call an error that always contradicts you? ERR: ARGUMENT
- What do you call an error that says you can't park here? ERR: RESERVED
- What did the calculator say to the inconsiderate user? F(n)Off!!!
- What did the calculator say to the drowning user? Float!
- What did the calculator ask the eating user? Full?
- What do you call a calculator that's always on time? Prompt
- What do you call a calc that's taking out the trash? Garbage Collecting…
- What's black and blue and crying? An 83+ in lcd test mode.
- What's black and blue and dead? Same 83+, an hour later.
References
These jokes were taken from DarkerLine's posts in the Calculator Jokes topic.
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