TI-Basic Humor
  1. Why did the 82 fall on the annual TI calc mountain climbing contest? It has no hooks.
  2. What do you call an error that lives at 13 Error Alley? ERR:BAD ADDRESS
  3. What do you call an error that's uneducated and wears mismatched clothes? ERR: DIM MISMATCH
  4. What do you call a 15-year-old error that tries to buy a beer? ERR: ID NOT FOUND
  5. What do you call an error that illegally owns a bird? ERR: ILLEGAL NEST
  6. What do you call an error that doesn't own two mats? ERR: SINGULAR MAT
  7. What do you call an error that drove by at 90 mph? ERR: ZOOM
  8. What do you call an error that tried to climb in a window and got stuck? ERR: WINDOW RANGE
  9. What do you call an error that forgot to take off the "on sale" sign? ERR: NO SIGN CHNG
  10. What do you call an error that forgets? ERR: MEMORY
  11. What do you call a stupid error in a wheelchair? ERR: INVALID DIM
  12. What do you call an error with a name tag? ERR: LABEL
  13. What do you call any other error? ERR: UNDEFINED
  14. Why did Pxl-On(, Pxl-Off(, and Pxl-Change( not go to the party? They're not interactive.
  15. Why did the buyers not know how much the calculator cost? The salesman took the LabelOff.
  16. Why do or and xor have more free time? Because and gets evaluated first.
  17. What do you call a dead error? ERR: EXPIRED
  18. What do you call an error that always contradicts you? ERR: ARGUMENT
  19. What do you call an error that says you can't park here? ERR: RESERVED
  20. What did the calculator say to the inconsiderate user? F(n)Off!!!
  21. What did the calculator say to the drowning user? Float!
  22. What did the calculator ask the eating user? Full?
  23. What do you call a calculator that's always on time? Prompt
  24. What do you call a calc that's taking out the trash? Garbage Collecting…
  25. What's black and blue and crying? An 83+ in lcd test mode.
  26. What's black and blue and dead? Same 83+, an hour later.

References

These jokes were taken from DarkerLine's posts in the Calculator Jokes topic.

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