Proof that girls are evil.
Girls require lots of time and money.
Girls = Time * Money
Time is money.
Time = Money
So, girls are money times money, or money squared.
Girls = Money * Money = Money²
Money is the root of all evil.
Money = √(Evil)
So, girls are the square root of evil squared.
Girls = √(Evil)²
Therefore, girls are evil.
Girls = Evil
The volume of a disc with radius A and depth Z = Pi*Z*Z*A
Simplify 9x-7i>3(3x-7u).
9x-7i>9x-21u
-7i>-21u
7i<21u
i<3u
A nerd complimenting a girl.
Girl: How do I look?
tan c
Boy: -----
sin c
Girl: Huh?
tan c sin c/cos c 1
Boy: ----- = ----------- = ----- = sec c! :-D
sin c sin c cos c
You got any more?
√(-1) 2^3 Σ π (i 8 sum pi), and it was delicious!
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