Proof that girls are evil.
Girls require lots of time and money.
Girls = Time * Money
Time is money.
Time = Money
So, girls are money times money, or money squared.
Girls = Money * Money = Money²
Money is the root of all evil.
Money = √(Evil)
So, girls are the square root of evil squared.
Girls = √(Evil)²
Therefore, girls are evil.
Girls = Evil
The volume of a disc with radius A and depth Z = Pi*Z*Z*A
A nerd complimenting a girl.
Girl: How do I look? tan c Boy: ----- sin c Girl: Huh? tan c sin c/cos c 1 Boy: ----- = ----------- = ----- = sec c! :-D sin c sin c cos c
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√(-1) 2^3 Σ π (i 8 sum pi), and it was delicious!
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