Proof that girls are evil.

*Girls require lots of time and money.*

`Girls = Time * Money`

*Time is money.*

`Time = Money`

*So, girls are money times money, or money squared.*

`Girls = Money * Money = Money²`

*Money is the root of all evil.*

`Money = √(Evil)`

*So, girls are the square root of evil squared.*

`Girls = √(Evil)²`

*Therefore, girls are evil.*

`Girls = Evil`

The volume of a disc with radius A and depth Z = Pi*Z*Z*A

Simplify 9x-7i>3(3x-7u).

9x-7i>9x-21u

-7i>-21u

7i<21u

i<3u

A nerd complimenting a girl.

```
Girl: How do I look?
tan c
Boy: -----
sin c
Girl: Huh?
tan c sin c/cos c 1
Boy: ----- = ----------- = ----- = sec c! :-D
sin c sin c cos c
```

You got any more?

_{√(-1) 2^3 Σ π (i 8 sum pi), and it was delicious!}

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