Anyone with a dumb blonde joke, post it! Try to keep it as appropriate and un-vulgar as possible, of course…
Here's a starter:
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are captured by communists and are about to be executed via firing squad. The commanding officer prepares to order his men to fire upon the brunette first.
Suddenly, the brunette yells, "Look out! A tsunami!" The officer and his men turn around in fright, and the brunette is able to untie the ropes and run away.
The officer is furious and orders the men to fire at the redhead.
Suddenly, the redhead yells, "Look out! A tornado!" The officer and his men turn around in fright, and the redhead is able to untie the ropes and run away.
The officer is about to blow a vein as he orders his men to fire at the blonde.
The blonde, not knowing how to escape, decides to imitate the redhead.
"Look out! A tornado!" The officer flinches, but laughs and raises his sword in preparation to bring it down, signalling the men to fire.
The blonde panics and thinks of a different disaster. "Oh no! Fire!"
The men sight and fire at the blonde.
The man shuddered as the shadow drew a glistening sword from his back. Creeping closer and closer with his pale eyes burning into the man, the shadow slowly raised his blade and before he could thrust it down, the man heard the shadow hiss something.
"The Shadow Clan's presence must be like a whisper. Always felt, but never seen…"