A man with severe dwarfism goes to the doctor. His doctor tells him there’s a log wait, so he just needs to be a little patient.
The notes C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but I can’t serve minors”
Did you hear about the two silk worms that had a race? It ended in a tie.
What’s sticky and brown? A stick, of course!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
I have more, and will put more here later!