if u ask rick astly for his copy of the movie up he will tell u he can never give u up thus he will let u down
a shovel is a gorundbreaking tool
how do u repair a pumpkin with a pumpkin patch
so i went to the doctor about the food coloring in my stomach he said i was fine but i feel like i am dyeing inside
judge: did you kill a person
suspect: no he died of naturel causes
judge: you pushed him off a roof
suspect: gravity is naturel
how does a joke become a dad joke when it become apparent
why are there no fat man in japan the last there was 50000 people died
what should you not bring to a drug deal a weed eater
why should you not fart in a apple store they have no windows