Q: What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he was leaving?
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling crumby.
Q: What lit up the stadium?
A: A soccer match.
(WARNING, THIS IS TOO CHEESY FOR SOME PEOPLE, AND CAN OFFEND OTHERS; ONE OF THE PEOPLE OFFENDED BEING ME!)
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
A: The space bar.